Wednesday, July 29, 2009
What is your funniest experice with your animal? only humane answers please?
Answers:
I have a basset hound. He always falls asleep on the sofa. The other night he fell asleep with his big old ear flopped over his eyes. He woke up and was freaking out because he couldn't see. He didn't even realize it was his own ear covering his eyes.
when my bird would sing and curse at us.that b!tch.='(
i miss her.she died this summer.
i also remember she was asleep and she fell off her stick, she was so confused!
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Rest in peace: Pepe!
Around Halloween we were walking my puppy and he saw a fake ghost hanging off of someone's porch and freaked out.he was barking and growling and his hair stood up on his back. The funniest thing is he wouldn't go near it, we had to cross the street to walk by.
The funniest experience i've had with a my animals is when we were playing spies. You see me and my dog were spies plotting to kidnapp the evil cat queen. And we snuck up on her and then she turned a corner. There is a room in that hall way and we walked passed the door creeping slowly and then there was a loud meow and i screamed. I kind of scared her but i gave her big hugs and pats for 2 and a half hours afterwards.
Everytime my little kitty steps on the remote, the channel goes to cartoons. No joke!
I used to have a cat that was so maternal, she would pull 6 pairs of rolled up socks out of my dresser one by one, and put them on the sofa and attempt to breast feed them. Strange but true!
My fam's got a few horses and a pony, and one time I was picking some fresh alfalfa to feed them over the fence. My horse and the pony were standing there, intent on getting the alfalfa. my horse looked over at the pony as if to say: "look what she's got!" and then the pony nodded excitedly--it cracked me up! :D
When my schaunauzer was a puppy, he got the cordless phone while I was at work and somehow called my mother. She thought something was wrong with me and I could not talk. My mother said she did not know that she was talking to a dog. She was very upset by this, but now we have a good laugh about it.
My Dad asked me why I always tuck my cat in under my quilt and put her head on my pillow like a person would would be laying in bed sleeping when I left for school?
I was baffled, because I did not do it, my cat did! she actually covered herself up and rested her head on my pillow all nice and neat. It was hilarious how she did it so purrrfect.
I do believe they are people in little fur coats.
We got our cat Cosmo, now 10, at 6 months of age, when we lived in a really small apartment. I had bought some ears of corn for our Thanksgiving dinner and left a stack of them out on the counter overnight. After we went to bed, we heard Cosmo rustling around in the kitchen, making more (or different) noises than usual, so I got up to go find out what he was doing and turned on the light just in time to see him jump off the counter with an ear of corn, holding the silk in his teeth and riding it like a rocket, down to the floor. Our pets are always doing funny things, but this was my favorite gag of all time.
my husband works nights so i don't get to sleep with him very much but my big black lab sleeps with me as the dog has gotten older he has started snoring the funny thing is when he snores he sounds exactly like my husband and he farts in bed like him to
My mom has a miniature daschund and she always gets so excited when I come to visit. And I walked over to the couch to sit and she came running as fast as she could and tried to jump up on the couch and didn't' make it. She bounced off the cushion's and landed on the floor she didn't get hurt but it was funny. I had to pick her up then and give her some lovin.
We have this cat toy with a feather on the end of string attached to a stick. Our Border Collie Heidi would sit and watch us when ever we played with the cats. After about 5 times of watching, she jumped right in with the cats and totally imitated how they were jumping in the air to catch it. She had obviously studied the whole situation, and when she was sure she had it, joined in. It had us rolling on the floor! She plays every time now. :)
My cat loved corn on the cob. We had our plates in the living room, getting ready to eat. The dogs knew not to approach our food. We came back in, the cat had the corn on the cob in his mouth, the youngest dog had the cats tail in his and was pulling him away from the plate! We immediately extracated the cat away from the dog - he was not hurt - and had a good laugh! The dog usually got blamed for food missing off our plates!! We found our culprit that night!
I used to live next door to this single guy who was always chirping mean things at my Chihuahuas. Saying that they weren't dogs, they were rats. That he was going to leave out mice traps. That you could punt them like a football. Just ignorant stuff. One day he came outside to leave for work while I was letting them out. He said something really nasty and chuckled and drove away. One of my dogs walked over to his front porch and took a dump on his welcome mat! It was freakin' hilarious.
My older sister wanted to hold my tarantula. Tarantulas hates surfaces that are unbalanced and was terrified when she pulled her hand back. Out of fear, its what tarantulas do, it shot its feces at me (i was the one in the back). It was funny, but unpleasant.
This is great but true.My horse, (April) does the funniest thing.
She will caugh and FART at the same time it makes me crack up everytime she does it.
Sometimes she will even do it just standing there and sometimes they are so loud you hear them from really far away.its pretty embarrasing.
I had a rabbit that ran loose in the fenced back yard. When the dog wanted to play, she would approach the rabbit and bark politely. The rabbit would run around the yard with the dog chasing him. But if he didn't want to, he would turn and face the dog pointedly, to say no. One day a neighbor dog got into the yard and went for the rabbit. First the rabbit turned to say "no," but the dog didn't stop. The rabbit ran at top speed toward my brother's red wagon, and made a quick right turn at the last instant. The dog hit the wagon and banged his front legs, then ran out of the yard. I was impressed with my rabbit's quick response! I understand rabbits often do this in the wild, running a dog into a wire fence or other obstacle.
I have a boxer and lab mix He got loose one day and my boyfriend and my children tried to catch him. my kids were trying to tackle him and my boyfriend was trying to catch him while he was on the 4 wheeler. he had the 4 wheeler going at 45 miles and the dog kept up with him for an hour. i watched all this from the window inside. i opened up the door and when he(the dog) seen me he come running straight in the house.
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