What things can your pet do that won't make you mad, but would infuriate you if your friends did it?

Answers:
Climb in bed with me and lick my nose.if my friends did that I may have to lay them out flat!

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Pee on my tires.

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Beg at the dinner table.

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It would sure distress me if my friends behaved the same as my cat does..In PUBLIC! Licking itself everywhere!
In fact, I would get upset with my friends if they kissed me, as my dog does..

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i guess it would be licking me, biting, jumping on me pulling me down the road on a leash, and making me carry them down the road when their scared of the cars ive got a half grown english mastiff so its pretty tough

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lick my face.

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my dogs jump on our sofas.and i get really mad when my friends kids do the same

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Poop in my yard and not clean it up.
Drip from his nose all over my house.
Attempt to eat cat poop when I'm not looking.

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Like their as ses and rub their butts on my floor

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If my friends pooped on the floor I would be hella mad.

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Slobbering every where or licking their private parts in public places.

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Lick his balls in front of company