Saturday, May 22, 2010

What should I feed my sasquatch?


Answers:
"Abominable" food. "Yeti" might like it. ;o}
Anything it wants.
Cats.
a salami
grass, never feed it grass.usually meat stays down
mermaids and easter bunnies
what ever he wants!!
small children.
Somesquash.
Purina Sasquatch Chow, of course.
beef pot pies, by the dozen. serve with milk.
first you should tranquilize it, then look at it's teath, if it looks like it eats a lot of veggies (has a lot of molars) then you should start out with a diet of fuits and veggies, if it has sharp ripping teach like a cat or a dog then you should try giving it some meat, or maybe some cat or dog kibble or even canned food. If it has teeth like a human than you should mix the cat or dog kibble with some fruits and veggies to give it a balanced diet.
A sasquatch is a lot of responsability and will take up a lot of space, so you need to be prepaired for all that is involved.
If you keep leaving out food for your sasquatch and the food doesn't disapear than it might be imagniary and you should go see a doctor about the visions you've been having.
Purina Sasquatch Chow
People meat paddies! Yum! They fill you up fast!
Wow.
Mean people
becuase it will come back and bite you in the @ss if you dont
micheal jackson mel gibson tom cruise any f those three then when it gets hungry agin feed it saddam LOL

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